1. cosmicspread:

    u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun

    (via blameeverythingonmoffat)

     

  2. guiltyhipster:

    Girls get mocked for liking high heels and lipstick. Girls get mocked for liking sports. Girls get mocked for liking tea and books. Girls get mocked for liking comics books and video games. Girls get mocked for liking math and science. Girls get mocked for liking boys. Girls get mocked for liking girls. Girls get mocked for liking both. What the fuck are we supposed to like? Water? Air? Come on, tell me. I’m dying to know. 

    (via blameeverythingonmoffat)

     

  3. officialbioware:

    officialbioware:

    I’M DOING IT

    I’M WRITING

    nevermind

    (via blameeverythingonmoffat)

     
  4. sanhaim:

    t-h-o-t-h:

    concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

    i think we found the opposite of nash greir

    I’m glad people are seeing this

    As a guy, I agree with him 100% we are dicks and we are not worth it.

    (Source: the90sk-i-d-s, via blameeverythingonmoffat)

     
  5. dreamerofderse:

    dreamerofderse:

    oh this is gonna be good

    I was not disappointed 

    (via blameeverythingonmoffat)

     

  6. headfirstforieros:

    you and your fall down guys and chemical reactions

    (via blameeverythingonmoffat)

     

  7. notchicken:

    THERE’S THIS JAPANESE EXCHANGE STUDENT IN MY MATH CLASS AND HE SITS NEXT TO ME AND TODAY I HAD MY HAND RAISED FOR LIKE 15 MINUTES BUT MY TEACHER DIDNT PICK ON ME SO I SAID “notice me senpai” AND THE JAPANESE EXCHANGE STUDENT TURNS TO ME AND STARTS LAUGHING AND HE BARELY SPEAKS ENGLISH AND IM STILL EMBARRASSED

    (via everybrutalchoicehaselegance)

     
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  9. greelin:

    cyberuser:

    i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

    i think you’re still technically gay

    (Source: 1vm, via obsessedobsesser)

     
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  12. neatvibes:

    most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

    (via claudiaboleyn)

     
  13. taylornhicks:

    My favorite part of this photo is that there is absolutely no reason for Jason Segel to be in it and yet there he is laying on Seth Rogen

    (via dragqueensipod)

     
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  15. (Source: rouxx, via dragqueensipod)